Learn to dance 101.

Wait for it....wait for it....

I'm TIRED

Night Time through the eyes of my friends facebook status's. (This is 99% written through friend's facebook status's) 01/22/2010

Got woke up
on the wrong side of bed
from nap time
due to children
ringing door bell

I do not want to get out of this bed.
I struggle to stay up.
Until now.


Many times I have woken up
with my bottom sheet

tangled at the bottom of the bed.

Saturday Morning Cartoons

how I miss thee.

First Saturday morning with nothing to do.

But never have I woken up

My hips want me to go to bed
Well or to ice them,
and let's be [quite] honest

He who sings, prays twice

Hips don't lie

hold the light in the darkness

Just rolled out of bed
sporting my wolf print pajama pants
flowin' along with Ludacris
Slizzin’ on adult grape juice
contemplating bagel bites round 2
People say diamonds are classy.

I must get my hair in pincurls and get to bed

I can make your bed rockkk

Uh oh! There was a monster in my bed

Nothing quite like snuggling

after an exhausting hungover day at work.

Remember, Recapture, Roommate 01/22/2010

Remember, Recapture, Roommate 01/22/2010
To My Roommates-Melissa Deluca, Lauren Maloney, & Amy Jo Craig

Jonathon, Melissa, Lauren
One man and three women
Living together creating a bond
These three women I've grown fond

Apartment 3D on the west side
This family created owns much pride
We laugh, we cry, we clean...well try!
Our memories like string, connected and tied.

Melissa - the cook, the model, the clown
can express her opinions, while the chicken turns brown
She lights up the house with energy and love
While using a napkin lit by the stove

Lauren- the girl, the whiner, the fun
Makes life a game while she makes boys run.
Always sleepy and tired; hungry and admired
No help she gives as the help you acquire.

and who could forget about Amy Jo.
A Texan who loves Christmas lights and snow.
Her East Side apartment planned for retire.
But her home on the west side still flames fire
As a token, she leaves her futon for pleasure.
and the Vagina Roll is tough; hips sway, pelvic pressure
Now our memories live from a picture frame
From Jersey Shore on my pillow;
To acting out Pussywillow.
Amy Jo, Honorary Roommate, my thoughts I just proclaim.

So much has transpired, even though our time has been short
Birthdays, Xmas dinners and stalking neighbors 'cross the court
When blinds are up, our eyes stare ahead
but many memorable conversations happen in each others bed.

Our future is starting to blossom further each day
New struggles come; but our paths never go astray
3D is our memory, our drive, acting as home base
Remember and Recapture Roommates - 3D the place