Today was a good day
Cut hair, new do.
Textured in every way
Started late with food
Omelet with spinach and sausage
One bite, Two bite, Three bite, Four
My stomach acting as merely storage.
Pay check, check time, time to explore
Cutting my hair felt special.
One of the best the city offers
Gabriela and myself mesh-well
Texture viewed through the mirror.
February 20 -consisted of Starbucks
and haircuts.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Sex and The City - AARP style in NYC 02/13/2010
Walking along, minding my business and out of the corner of my eye...FLASH! BAM! ALAKAZAM! Out of the corner...of my...I see the new cast of Sex and the City 20 years from now.
Monday, February 1, 2010
If I were a boy. (in the eyes of a female dog)
If I were a boy even just for a day
I'd find a hydrant in the morning,
Relax my leg, think of rivers
and go...drink right from the spout
and chase after cars
I'd kick it with all my bitches
and I'd mount them from behind, humping
'Cause they would be in heat
If I were a boy
I think I could understand
how it feels to be de-sexed
I swear I could understand
'bout being neutered
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the things you needed
'cause you're taking them for granted
and both your testicles got destroyed.
If I were a boy
I would chase after bones
Bark at everyone who comes close
So they'd understand to leave it alone.
Put my owners first
And obey the rules as I grow
Cause I know that I'd be faithful
Waiting for them to come home, to come home
If I were a boy
I think I could understand
Look! I see a squirrel
I have a short attention span.
I'd mess on the rug
'Cause I'd feel the urge
When you heard the word NO
'Cause you've done it days ago
and everything around had got soiled
It's a little too late to go on the attack
Say it's just a mistake
They won't forgive you like that
Teaching old dogs new tricks...Well You
You thought wrong
But I'm just your bitch
You don't listen to commands
And you don't understand, oh
How it feels to birth a litter
Someday I wish I was on the... giving end.
You don't mist in the dirt.
You don't bleed til hurts.
Until you lose the sleep you wanted
'Cause your teets create a fountain
the litter sucks on til there's no more
But you're just a boy.
I'd find a hydrant in the morning,
Relax my leg, think of rivers
and go...drink right from the spout
and chase after cars
I'd kick it with all my bitches
and I'd mount them from behind, humping
'Cause they would be in heat
If I were a boy
I think I could understand
how it feels to be de-sexed
I swear I could understand
'bout being neutered
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the things you needed
'cause you're taking them for granted
and both your testicles got destroyed.
If I were a boy
I would chase after bones
Bark at everyone who comes close
So they'd understand to leave it alone.
Put my owners first
And obey the rules as I grow
Cause I know that I'd be faithful
Waiting for them to come home, to come home
If I were a boy
I think I could understand
Look! I see a squirrel
I have a short attention span.
I'd mess on the rug
'Cause I'd feel the urge
When you heard the word NO
'Cause you've done it days ago
and everything around had got soiled
It's a little too late to go on the attack
Say it's just a mistake
They won't forgive you like that
Teaching old dogs new tricks...Well You
You thought wrong
But I'm just your bitch
You don't listen to commands
And you don't understand, oh
How it feels to birth a litter
Someday I wish I was on the... giving end.
You don't mist in the dirt.
You don't bleed til hurts.
Until you lose the sleep you wanted
'Cause your teets create a fountain
the litter sucks on til there's no more
But you're just a boy.
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